It feels like Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been stuck in this petty feud forever, doesn't it? Katy Perry's disastrous hosting of the VMAs may have American Idol producers in a panic, but there's at least one person who's entered into a relationship with Katy who doesn't regret it. And when he told her that he wanted a divorce via text message? No huge controversies, sure, but not even Katy's terrible opening monologue was especially memorable.
Like, yes, it has been literal years since the first became mortal enemies, but still, it's really been dragging out. Folks who didn't watch the VMAs on Sunday because they were too busy watching relatives bone on Game of Thrones or escaping rising floodwaters, answer this: What did you hear, after-the-fact, about Katy Perry?
Earlier this week, the celebrity gossip world was stunned to discover that Perry had reached out to Swift on the day of her Reputation Tour kick-off in order to extend an olive branch. According to a recent rumor, the British actor is dating Emma Watson, making the dreams of all Harry Potter and Twilight Saga fans into a stunning and incredible reality.
History is full of turncoats and traitors, but perhaps none is more treacherous than the wolf in Victoria's Secret clothing known as Karlie Kloss.
Fox News' Tyler Mc Carthy and Brian Flood contributed to this report.
As it turns out, peace in the Middle East may be easier to achieve than peace between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Into whom Robert Pattinson may or may not be sticking his penis these days is a matter of national debate and discussion.
Another wrote, "Had a male judge done with a female contestant what @katyperry did here with Trevor, hell would have broken loose. Having said that, I know this is what women deal with, every single day." Perry's antics have not helped "Idol" ratings-wise.